Mil3druid4's definitions

Flyover Mishap

A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023

LTMB

LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.

Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: It’s kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, I’m LTMB,

Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body.
Harold: Like I said, I’m your bro, and I’m glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.

by Mil3druid4 May 30, 2018

Elastagirl

With a penchant for all things Disney and organizing high profile media events, Elastagirl, with Holly Hunter-esque fortitude, exercises maximum flexibility in all she does resulting in amazing outcomes.

Katy, aka "Elastagirl", was simply brilliant managing two consecutive conventions in as many weeks.

by Mil3druid4 July 27, 2016

Hatecraft

A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt today’s virtue signaling by the woke mob.

Similar to “tradecraft” describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various “hatecraft” tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.

by Mil3druid4 July 7, 2023

Tortitis

From the root Torta, chronic symptoms of yearning for hot cheetos, tube tops, Edgars and Nissan Altimas. Not all Latinas are Tortas, but all Tortas are Latina. Those afflicted with Tortitis are all Latinas.

That Torta has a bad case of Tortitis. She just crashed her Altima spilling hot cheetos everywhere trying to get away from a couple of cholos who called her a boquito.

by Mil3druid4 July 31, 2025

Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020