betterman 

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.

Betterman is a great song, nuff said.

betterman by Brazzle June 17, 2006

Gary Bettman Hat Trick 

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

Gary Bettman Hat Trick by gokingsgo January 14, 2013

bettercallmommy 

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

bettercallmommy by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021

kyle beckerman 

a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.

"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"

"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."

kyle beckerman by King of the Sands December 16, 2011

gary bettman 

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

gary bettman by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Butermans 

Incestuous farmers found in the westernmost province of Canada.

Butermans.

Butermans by D.Nezbit October 4, 2010

John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008