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Belugatard 

Some annoying motherfucker thats 10 years old and uses discord all day all night and is sleep deprived because they're on belugas server and type some unfunny discord mod meme that died out months ago a Belugatard will usually go apeshit over opinions.
Father: you dont want to be like that guy
Son: who?
Father: The belugatard.
Son looks at belugatard
Belugatard in the distance: AHAHA NO MEMES IN GENERAL UWU IM A GIRL BTW ME WHEN I SEE A DISCORD MOD AND HE GIVES ME NITRO
Son vomits due to belugatards cringe.
Belugatard by Lolorator360 October 19, 2021
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beluga kid 

annoying kid who uses "beluga", "hecker" or another character from the beluga youtube videos on discord, usually a raider or skid
beluga kid by bogos binted February 7, 2022

Beluga Heights 

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"
Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"

Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*

Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"

Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"

Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"

Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"

Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*

Beluga Whale 

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.
Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.
Beluga Whale by Kobe24Mamba February 14, 2012

Beluga Whale 

Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.
Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.
Beluga Whale by @realEverardo October 3, 2017

Beluga whale 

A bitch ass hoe who’s forehead resembles a whale that can use echo location. It is very rare. These people like juicy bbc and are mostly ginger and freckly. U can see them from at least ten miles away
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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