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a severely uncool soccer-mom style white mini van, usually driven by a teenage boy.
I can't believe your mom's making you drive her beluga! That car is so lame!
Beluga by Beluga Boy May 5, 2009
A YouTuber that makes Discord/meme videos on youtube.
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Beluga by AmongusLover6942043 August 31, 2021
Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.
"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"
beluga by Parker October 17, 2003
An overachieving student. A cute little lad/lass who gets frantic when they are late for class. A beluga is sure to put homework first and often get emotional about homework.
Kendrick: "Awww! Look at Alie running to class!"
Marlo: "She's such a beluga!"

Andrew: "Lets talk about homework and teachers and stuff! Omg!"

Kendrick and Marlo: " Aw Andrew you're a beluga!"
Beluga by Marlolikestrees December 8, 2012
A group of noble men whose sole purpose to tell the greatest stories of all time.
Look at those pimp-ass, motherfuckin Knights of Beluga.
beluga by Sir Kickass April 7, 2004
The most beautiful girl ever, from royal descent. usually considered the prettiest of the feminine goddesses.
That girl is so beluga.
Beluga by Harvard Grad June 3, 2011