beaugart 

1:(adjective) A man who has the characteristics of the 1940's actor and also would have hot sex with any hot piece of ass around

2:(noun) the act of having such hot sex with a girl that she feels like she just had sex with 50 decades and a member of the late jurassic period

1:"Oh he's such a beaugart."
"Like the actor"
"Hotter!"

2:"Dude i just gave her the full beaugart."
"Oh man she wont walk right for a week."

beaugart by Jesus1492 January 29, 2008

beaugarding 

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

beaugarding by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Beaufart scale 

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.

In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"

Beaufart scale by griggsy August 4, 2012

Han beaugard 

A delicious muffin

Go to Starbucks and get me a han beaugard

Han beaugard by Ohsodoff June 17, 2016