beaugarding

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Han beaugard

A delicious muffin

Go to Starbucks and get me a han beaugard

by Ohsodoff June 17, 2016