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The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.
Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia
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by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens
Did u see his cocktail sausage
by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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A bitch ass hoe who’s forehead resembles a whale that can use echo location. It is very rare. These people like juicy bbc and are mostly ginger and freckly. U can see them from at least ten miles away
mollyann is a beluga whale
by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock
by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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Lady Lankiness is someone who’s legs are 10ft. They are very rare. If u see someone like this make sure to say ello lady lankiness bowing down to them. This is very common in gingers called Lynsay
Lynsay Alison is a lady lankiness
Did u see lady lankiness legs
by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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Someone who’s titties are itty bitty and are tiny. U can only see these tittys from a microscope. If u look close up u might see nip
Amelia Thomson has itty bitty titties
by Skinny of the legends May 07, 2020

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A pussy destroyer is someone who shreds pussys in half. They can speak fluent pussy language and are very common in people named Blair. These people will rip your pussy in half until blood and sweat is produced. Your vagina will never be the same once u meet one of these people. So if u want to stay safe stay away from Blair’s as they will destroy u from the inside out
Blair Richardson is a pussy destroyer

I just shagged a Blair my vagina will never be the same
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by Skinny of the legends May 08, 2020

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