JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

JASON

Jason- Jason is the name of a short sex offender, with the strength of a fetus, who is willing to get Corona for unknown reasons

Jason violated a squirrel

by Jaspnissmall March 3, 2020

JASON

THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .

jason

by jasonlin October 21, 2011

JASON

The short person of the group.
Can be slightly annoying, too loud.
Frequently fiens over girls.
Arrogant.
Ignorant.
Conceited.

"Yo Jason is fucking annoying"
"Jason be looking at my ass ode"
"Jason play around to much"

by asdfghjk11423 March 13, 2014

Jason Jason

Giving head with a mouth full of Sylvia

I got some fire Jason Jason last night

by Thichboi_ 42069 December 4, 2020

Jason

Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Not Jason Powers October 7, 2018

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017