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bertrand 

a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.
wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.
bertrand by donna1824 December 29, 2007
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jacob bertrand 

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.
jacob bertrand by Hugle ism January 21, 2021
he is a strong man.and he can do anything if he puts his mind to it. and he can get any girl
bertoni can do any thing like hugging a girl
bertoni by amani mack February 28, 2017

berthony 

Tough and will roast anyone will steal your girl
Berthony will roast you
berthony by Jeffking April 2, 2017
A genderless bar-person. The gender of the bar person has either been disguised by an unflattering uniform or by time you get to the bar you’re so drunk you can only concentrate on a shape, rather than a sex, to slur your drinks order at.

The publican’s version of the word ‘Waitron’, a genderless food-bringer, plate clearer and tip-sponge
My god you should have seen it, the bartron dropped a stack of glasses and the buggers shattered everywhere.
Bartron by lettertsoharry September 22, 2008

bertrand 

a person who looks like an asshole but is actually really awesome
You should give him a chance, he is totally a bertrand.
bertrand by donna1824 December 29, 2007
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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