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Berthoncé 

An old janky, crusty, dusty, blue 1980’s Toyota that definitely is too old to be on the road. Although she is rather iconic. She gets you all the places you need to go, without fail. Berthoncé may be old and ugly, but she really is the best.

The name originated from the name “Bertha” as that name is often used to describe old ugly ladies. Beyoncé comes in the name to add that sense of appreciation for the hard work Berthoncé pits in driving you around everywhere, she is the best, ‘queen bee’ some may say.
Emily: I can give you a ride home in Berthoncé!
Keira: ohhhh berthy, gotta love her
Berthoncé by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020
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berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.
person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!
berthanette by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

berthony 

Tough and will roast anyone will steal your girl
Berthony will roast you
berthony by Jeffking April 2, 2017
Sexy Mofo
Dayum she a Behonce
Behonce by DeFuZioN July 21, 2018

bechonce 

Niall Horan as a girl/ Beyoncé. It refers to in the One Direction song, ‘18’ where Niall says “We took a chance” but he pronounces it as “Chonce”
Bechonce is so hot. Niall as a girl is so funny and it refers to 18. We took a chonce!
bechonce by one direction is great January 13, 2021

berthole 

what one rams his bertramrod into.
bertram: hey can i borow your berthole?
sean: no
berthole by Bob Mcfuckpants July 31, 2007

Bertoncelli 

A long italian last name, that no one can pronounce. A rare last name.
Mr. Bertoncelli is eating manicotti.
Bertoncelli by patron1234 October 16, 2008