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Bethony
The prettiest and cutest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s is really funny usually making “that’s what she said!” And “thats what he said!” Jokes . But the more you get to know Bethony you’re going to realize that’s shes more than just funny, she’s really sweet. When your down she usually knows somehow and sends you the sweetest paragraphs and put you in the best mood ever. Shes always there for you no matter what.
Bethony by Not Aidan at all, shhhhh May 24, 2018
Berthoncé
An old janky, crusty, dusty, blue 1980’s Toyota that definitely is too old to be on the road. Although she is rather iconic. She gets you all the places you need to go, without fail. Berthoncé may be old and ugly, but she really is the best.
The name originated from the name “Bertha” as that name is often used to describe old ugly ladies. Beyoncé comes in the name to add that sense of appreciation for the hard work Berthoncé pits in driving you around everywhere, she is the best, ‘queen bee’ some may say.
The name originated from the name “Bertha” as that name is often used to describe old ugly ladies. Beyoncé comes in the name to add that sense of appreciation for the hard work Berthoncé pits in driving you around everywhere, she is the best, ‘queen bee’ some may say.
Berthoncé by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020
bertholy
bertholy by vellybelly808 May 15, 2024
bertholy
bertholy by vellybelly808 May 15, 2024
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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