bertoni 

he is a strong man.and he can do anything if he puts his mind to it. and he can get any girl

bertoni can do any thing like hugging a girl

bertoni by amani mack February 28, 2017

angus bertoni 

a tall irish-italian guy who still owes a specific someone pasta. hes a living 'man-thot' (his words) and cannot tell the difference between a vietnamese girl and an irish girl (he is currently calling the vietnamese-irish girl aofie due to the fact that he is still embarrassed that he thought the girl was viet and not irish). he has his own irish name, diarmuit oisen ronan and wants tiny anguses running around. best of luck to his current girl!

G IS THAT *THE* ANGUS BERTONI???
mane are you okay? thats clearly diarmuit oisen ronan, smfh

angus bertoni by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.

Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.

Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

Bartoni 

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.

Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

Bentoning 

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".

Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!

Bentoning by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012

bertoiad 

to be snitched on to a teacher by another student who also got caught doing the same thing as you.

boy A: man, i got bertoiad yesterday for stealing school stuff because Boy C told Mr. Teacher

Boy B: dude, that sucks

bertoiad by 7yujndfgfhk July 14, 2009

bentonite 

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

bentonite by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012