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A genderless bar-person. The gender of the bar person has either been disguised by an unflattering uniform or by time you get to the bar you’re so drunk you can only concentrate on a shape, rather than a sex, to slur your drinks order at.

The publican’s version of the word ‘Waitron’, a genderless food-bringer, plate clearer and tip-sponge
My god you should have seen it, the bartron dropped a stack of glasses and the buggers shattered everywhere.
Bartron by lettertsoharry September 22, 2008
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clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartonym 

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"
Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
Bartonym by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.
Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

lil barton 

A pop corn particle lodged or embeded in the crevices of ones teeth.
I ate 2 bags of Orval Redinbocker last week and i still got a lil barton!
lil barton by Mr.Guisterguggler August 6, 2008
1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.
Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

Clint Barton 

the most underrated MCU character in the entire franchise! he is the best archer on the planet and deserves some love too.

he is a retired superhero and lives on a farm with his wife and three kids. and is the best archer.
hey doesn't Clint Barton deserve his own movie
Clint Barton by hollander3000 March 29, 2021