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Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021
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Berenger 

A boy whose level of epicness cannot be described by today's words. As a result 'berenger' is also used as an adjective in many languages to describe the awsomest kind of awesomeness.

Often compared to a bear because he is cuddly, soft and gentle and because he will also rip your head off in a jiffy if you annoy him too much. His famous grumpiness has recently been studied by a team of scientists from several nations and was proved to be a misunderstanding of his desire to stay humble despite his overwhelming greatness and wisdom. A link with cravings for pizza was also discovered but could not be explained.
Wannabe popular kid: Look everyone I'm so berenger!
Berenger by ber508 October 4, 2015

Betentacled 

With/containing lots of tentacles. May refer to:

- Mutant squid
- Bat-shit crazy aliens
- Japanese pornography
That Hentai's betentacled bro. Don't go there.
Betentacled by doc daneeka May 16, 2011

Berenice 

She’s a funny,kind and weird person but she can be a bad bitch she always gets her ways always anyway she’s cute get yourself a Berenice
Boy. Hi your cute

Berenice. I’m not cute but thx I guess
Berenice by Alex McKay October 23, 2018

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
bergen joke by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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