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Norway's best city, much better than Oslo. It's not too big and it's not too small, the people are friendly and the weather is charming. I love it.
Lets go to Bergen and have a GREAT time..!!
by Activeprotestant August 13, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A fantastic woman with tons of personality, always ready to laugh. Excited about life and taking risks. Super fun to be around. GORGEOUS!!
by neshybara December 19, 2016
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A man who steals his best friends girl he has feelings for. They usually look like girls and there chests normally stick out. Lots of people hate bergens. Bergen is short for no friends/no life/ no family. All they usally do is drive rc cars or scoop grade 9’s for fun. Bergen is the type of person to catch feelings for a girl you like so watch out everybody if you see a Bergen don’t be his friend.
Hey Bergen you have no friends because you steal people’s girls!
by Bergen is gay September 18, 2018
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A large grumpy being that cannot feel happy unless they eat smaller trolls. They cannot laugh, sing or hug. Instead, they go through a dystopian depression and treat their neighbours like shit by kicking them, glaring, giving wedgies, etc.
I'm glad you broke up with Daniel, he's such a bergen!
by Gangster Twinks February 05, 2019
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A shit city on the west coast of Norway. Dumb ass people live there. They talk a dialect no one understands and for some reason they think they're so cool. Needless to say, they are just a bunch of losers.
Idiot: -Hey! I'm from Bergen.
Normal person not from Bergen: -That explains it! You dumb fucking idiot!
by tommyyyyy January 12, 2011
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