Bert’d

To be embarrassed.

That man just got bert’d

Get bert’d

by Unclebert November 3, 2020

The Bert Dance

A simple and highly skilled dance routine done by the one and only McCracken of The Used.
(WARNING) The Bert Dance is not suggested for children under the age of 12.

Those radd kids over there totally busted out the Bert Dance.

by Sean Kramer September 25, 2005

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

dirty bert

after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.

ernie gave burt a 'dirty bert.'

by heman July 1, 2006

bertd

To lose to someone who is bad at the game

You just got bertd

by Unclebert October 16, 2021

Bertday

One day before your birthday, (an extra day for drinking) and a chance maybe for your birthday celebration to land on or near the weekend.

My birthday is Monday so were all going out Sunday for Bertday drinks

by robinTO June 12, 2008

BertDoesMenards

1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler

Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024