bambitch87's definitions

BertDoesMenards

1. A douchebag that pretends he matters
2. Turdsack
3. Fucking useless
4. Lowest of the low

BertDoesMenards is a fucktard.

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

BertDoesMenards

1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler

Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

Ricochet Pregnancy

The result of the act of an anal creampie. i.e. semen creeping into the opening of the vagina after the man has pulled out.

Bill was having anal sex with Jill and climaxed in her butt. He promptly pulled out and the semen ricocheted into the opening of Jill's vagina. As a result of this act Jill became pregnant and Bill pays child support. Jill now has a ricochet pregnancy.

by bambitch87 May 22, 2015

Sandusky Hug

a. A inappropriate hug from behind.
b. A surprise hug from behind.
c. A surprise hug from behind in a locker room shower.
d. Surprise anal sex.( i.e. Rape)

Origins: Penn State
Coined by: Marty I.

Bill was in the locker room shower all lathered up with soap. Jerry Sandusky couldn't help but surprise him with a "Sandusky Hug".

by bambitch87 May 25, 2015