Bephat
To act natural while trying to be as perfect as possible and having fun whilst working, taking care of people, or enjoying worldly pleasures.
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Beehatch
Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).
It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.
It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.
Behat'nu
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
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Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
we dont love you digusting legenese diddie
Behat'nu by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 1, 2020
behatch
slang for bitch. used in urban areas and on comedy shows in place of using the word bitch.
usually used for a stronger emphasis.
usually used for a stronger emphasis.
behatch by Psychic nigga ness May 9, 2006
Behati Prinsloo
Behati Prinsloo (born May 16, 1989) is a Namibian model. She is known for her work as spokesmodel for the Victoria's Secret sub-brand Pink.
Behati herself has said that she was discovered at a supermarket in Cape Town, South Africa by a photographer who asked her if she was a model. Prinsloo visited the agency a few days later and after taking some polaroids she was taken to London by Sarah Doukas, the founder of the agency Storm Model Management, where she got signed and began her career as a model.
She has appeared on the cover of Italy's Muse magazine and the British Telegraph Magazine. Also, more recently she was on the cover of Russian Vogue in February 2007, and the American Velvet magazine in June 2007. Her ad campaigns include Adore, Aquascutum, Chanel, H&M, Hugo Boss, Kurt Geiger, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Max Studio, and Nina Ricci. She has walked in fashion shows for Prada, Paul Smith, Shiatzy Chen ,Vera Wang, Marc Jacobs, Proenza Schouler, Versace, Chanel, Missoni, and DKNY.
Also on her resume are appearances in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2007, 2008, and 2009; she has also been doing print work for the company as the spokesmodel for the sub-brand Pink. In 2010, she became one of the company's Angels.
Prinsloo is ranked 31st on the Top 50 Models Women and 14th on "The Top Sexiest Models" list by models.com.
She is represented by Supreme Models in New York, Storm Models in London, Marylin Agency in Paris and D Management Group in Milan.
Behati herself has said that she was discovered at a supermarket in Cape Town, South Africa by a photographer who asked her if she was a model. Prinsloo visited the agency a few days later and after taking some polaroids she was taken to London by Sarah Doukas, the founder of the agency Storm Model Management, where she got signed and began her career as a model.
She has appeared on the cover of Italy's Muse magazine and the British Telegraph Magazine. Also, more recently she was on the cover of Russian Vogue in February 2007, and the American Velvet magazine in June 2007. Her ad campaigns include Adore, Aquascutum, Chanel, H&M, Hugo Boss, Kurt Geiger, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Max Studio, and Nina Ricci. She has walked in fashion shows for Prada, Paul Smith, Shiatzy Chen ,Vera Wang, Marc Jacobs, Proenza Schouler, Versace, Chanel, Missoni, and DKNY.
Also on her resume are appearances in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2007, 2008, and 2009; she has also been doing print work for the company as the spokesmodel for the sub-brand Pink. In 2010, she became one of the company's Angels.
Prinsloo is ranked 31st on the Top 50 Models Women and 14th on "The Top Sexiest Models" list by models.com.
She is represented by Supreme Models in New York, Storm Models in London, Marylin Agency in Paris and D Management Group in Milan.
Behati Prinsloo by cecileett May 24, 2010
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