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Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?

Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn

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1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts
Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha
Beat Nuts by bumpea April 29, 2010

beat it to a nubb 

way of describing having sex with a girl.
way to describe wanting to fuck a hot girl.
dude she is so hot, i would beat that to a nubb. !!!

i would beat it to a nubb!!
beat it to a nubb by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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