behatted

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

by Bob882 November 24, 2004

Belatted

When your coffee comes late, making you miss the bus.

Boss man: You're late!

Serf: In your eye, skipper. My coffee was belatted.

Boss man: Be-what?

Serf: Ugh, google it, mofo. Also get a coffee machine.

by Bullet Shelby January 22, 2013

becatted

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

by Shoaler October 17, 2010

my behated

another way of saying “my beloved”

“Goodbye, my behated.”

by amongussussy April 18, 2021

behated

the opposite of beloved and beliked.

someone you hate or was hated.

1: you know brittany?
2: yeah she was behated by many

by parenthesesplease January 26, 2026