Benneitis

Benneitis is when your name is Ben and you are an aviation student who spends each night at the bar contemplating his life decisions. If he's not at a bar, he is ripping Fortnite with the lads. He usually does not talk to girls because he's an introvert but he manages to come around once in a while.

Ben - "Dude, how come all I want to do is go to the bars and rip Fortnite? I am also a crippling airplane addict."

Dude at the bar - "It sounds like you might be suffering from chronic benneitis, get help asap you avit goon"

by nat2shifty May 9, 2024

Bennettism

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century

A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps

by casuale November 17, 2011

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

benefitisis

an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society

"Jamies mum's been unemployed for two years and now she's had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the space of a month, he's totally freaked out"

"Don't worry she's just got benefitisis"

by whatastate March 20, 2013

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009