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Bennettism 

a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.

The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised

The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having

B: Yes, quite

...

C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?

A: ?

B: ?

C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
Bennettism by casuale November 17, 2011
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Bennettism 

When you are completely straight until your Ecuadorian friend takes you to a pancake house to fuck like a sausage
My brother is nows suffering from Bennettism because his friend Wilber fucked him like a sausage in IHOP
Bennettism by Sumo Faggot March 28, 2017

Bennettism 

The Religion that believes that Bennett is the secret 6 Star of Genshin Impact that MiHoyo, the creator hides and their motto is "Bouken da Bouken".
If you believe Bennett is the best character in Genshin Impact then, you are a member of Bennettism.
Bennettism by Gin_LeeLe March 14, 2021

Bennettsville 

County seat of Marlboro County, South Carolina, aka the most GHETTO and REDNECK place on earth.There are no jobs there and the city doesn't even care about that. All they care about is that stupid Downtown that doesn't have anything but a bunch of broke down stores that no body has ever even went into. Alot smaller than Florence but way larger then Tatum. It does have a Dollar General but no Walmart cuz like I said they only care about that stupid Downtown.
Someone: Hey I was in Bennettsville yesterday.

Somebody not from Marlboro County: Bennettsville? Is that anywhere near Florence?

Bennettsville 

A small town about 2.5hours away from Charleston. Everybody knows each other. Any time you go to walmart you’ll see someone you know! When a person passes away the community always comes together to support each other. We don’t have a lot here but it’s a sweet historical town.
boy: have you ever been to Bennettsville, SC?

girl: no, but i’ve heard it’s a small town near the coast!
Simp who like to howl in bed
"Have you heard Bennetti in bed he likes to howl and growl"

"I'm leading Bennetti on as he's a fucking simp"
Bennetti by Kquil October 10, 2022

The Bennetts

The greatest ever collection of players the world has seen a team of sublime characters and exquisit gaelic football players also known for their sexual prowess....
Go on the Moll Bennetts... its a cool sort of thing
The Bennetts by Jaspero'toole January 12, 2004
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