Bennettsville

County seat of Marlboro County, South Carolina, aka the most GHETTO and REDNECK place on earth.There are no jobs there and the city doesn't even care about that. All they care about is that stupid Downtown that doesn't have anything but a bunch of broke down stores that no body has ever even went into. Alot smaller than Florence but way larger then Tatum. It does have a Dollar General but no Walmart cuz like I said they only care about that stupid Downtown.

Someone: Hey I was in Bennettsville yesterday.

Somebody not from Marlboro County: Bennettsville? Is that anywhere near Florence?

Bennettsville by someone not from Bennettsville March 20, 2009

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Bennettsville

A small town about 2.5hours away from Charleston. Everybody knows each other. Any time you go to walmart you’ll see someone you know! When a person passes away the community always comes together to support each other. We don’t have a lot here but it’s a sweet historical town.

boy: have you ever been to Bennettsville, SC?

girl: no, but i’ve heard it’s a small town near the coast!

Bennettsville by somebodyfrombennettsville March 12, 2020

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Bennettsville

podunk little town located near coastal SC characterized by nothing but trouble makers and skanks where nothing is located but churches and grocery stores with not even a Walmart to visit when bored.

Girl: Hey have you ever been to Bennettsville?

Boy: Why would I?

Bennettsville by Florefin December 16, 2008

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