Benitis 

Liking a sexy mofo who's name is Ben

Girl1: Damn, he's sexy
Girl2: His names Ben
Girl1: I think I'm gonna catch me a case of benitis

Benitis by Xantique July 21, 2016

Benitis 

People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.

Benitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Bonitis 

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

bentist 

bent means gay, so bentist (like dentist hahaha) means a gay person

Woah did you see that lesbian couple? Such bentists!

bentist by lukeypookey072 January 8, 2018

Benjitis 

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)

You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.

Benjitis by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016

Buenitis 

When one catches strong feelings for someone of hispanic ethnicity often times that person does not share those same feelings.

Bro the reason Mia won't talk to you is cuz she doesn't like you, you just cant let her go cuz you suffer from a nasty case of Buenitis, but I will help you get through it.

Buenitis by Latinalover69 July 29, 2020

benites 

Benites. It isn't just a name. It is a legacy. Benites was first created on July 10th, 2003 and that was when no one knew of its origins. Benites is one of many rare characters in the world, but this one is very rare and specific. She is her own species but hates when Sammy screeches. So usually one might say, "Shut up Sammy." If you are Spanish you may conjugate the term:
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.

Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"

benites by Benites Lover June 6, 2018