Bendio
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mind-bending orgasm
mind-bending orgasm
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
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mind-bending orgasm by Love Linguist April 14, 2011
Bendix
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Benidorm
Located on the west coast of Spain. Benidorm is a popular holiday location for people who are from the Middlands, central England.
Jack: Where are you going for holiday this year?
Jill: Ar'm goin' Benidorm!
Jack: Err its just Birmingham with a beach.
Jill: Yer A no. Luv it!
Jill: Ar'm goin' Benidorm!
Jack: Err its just Birmingham with a beach.
Jill: Yer A no. Luv it!