Benidorm 

Located on the west coast of Spain. Benidorm is a popular holiday location for people who are from the Middlands, central England.

Jack: Where are you going for holiday this year?
Jill: Ar'm goin' Benidorm!
Jack: Err its just Birmingham with a beach.

Jill: Yer A no. Luv it!

Benidorm by Kingslimy July 29, 2013

Benidorm 

The place fat lower-middle class british people go to ride moblity scooters and get sunburned causing them to look like tomatoes stuffed into a small shoppingkart

Non-british person: I went to Benidorm this summer.
Friend: Oooooh, how was it?
Non-british person: Morbidly. Obese. Tomato. Brits.

Benidorm by Frozen_Light July 20, 2017

Benidorm 

Definition 1: Best fuckin TV show known to man

Definition 2: Popular holiday destination for fat beer belly brits to spread their fat fuckin toes under the sweet Spanish sun

Person 1: What do you wanna watch

Person 2: Benidorm. Duh.

Benidorm by councilestatebaddie January 25, 2023

Benidorm 

The Most Horrible City on the Planet filled with Junkies, AIDS patients and criminals who should all be quarantined and a nuclear bomb should be dropped on this disgusting Wasteland!

Everyone I know from benidorm is an AIDS infested whore minger!

Benidorm by Daragh "innit?" McGuinness September 8, 2008

Benidorm Breakfast 

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast

Benidorm Breakfast by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007

benidorm moped 

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

benidorm moped by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

Benidorm Rollied 

When somebody gets so drunk, you end up alone, asleep, miles from anywhere familiar in need of the help of Bendidorm locals to regroup with friends

Ahh mate you got benidorm rollied last night

Benidorm Rollied by The Wud October 28, 2018