Bendio's definitions

Bendio

When God created Adam and Eve, he made them out of dirt. When God created a Bendio, he made it out of concentrated awesome.

Beware, young traveler! Bendios are about tonight!

by Bendio December 9, 2008

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

by Bendio December 9, 2008