Definitions by Bendio

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

When God created Adam and Eve, he made them out of dirt. When God created a Bendio, he made it out of concentrated awesome.

Beware, young traveler! Bendios are about tonight!

Bendio by Bendio December 9, 2008