Bendik

An awsome laidback guy who is friends with everybody. The best checkup line anyone can pull on a girl is " Hey, i know Bendik" Every Girl secretly dreams of one day meeting Bendik

Guy:"Hey, do you wanna come home with me? I know Bendik".
Girl: "Oh Yes please!"

by Grobian January 12, 2011

Bendik

Bendik is the sexiest person in the world. He is pro in Minecraft, Ludo, 8 ball pool, csgo, gta, and all other games. Every girl in the world likes to show her boobs to him.

Girls: thats Bendik, show your tits girls

by køkksøkkermotherfucker March 28, 2021

Bendik

A fat kid who likes to eat apples and spend hours in front of his small stupid machine.

"OMG! I pwned another lol BR noob!"
or
"Tomorrow I'm gonna change the world.(next day): "Okay, maybe not..."

by Joe Hitman December 23, 2004

Lars Bendik

Lars Bendik is a Norwegian male name where "Lars" means "Lard Arse" and "Bendik" (pron Bend Dick) means Bent Dick. This is also where the phrase "Åssen henger'n?" comes from, meaning "How does it hang", refering to the male genitalia.

Lars Bendik asked the prostitute for money

by Sondreeid September 5, 2014

bendiplexity

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.

"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"

by Goldicox April 11, 2014

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the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

mind-bending orgasm

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.

An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

by Love Linguist April 14, 2011