Benchslave 

Benchslave ghosted at the 2022 World Cup against Morocco and was benched during the tournament. He cried and ran away to a desert to dry up his tears and start to farm against part time footballers in Saudi. Sadly for Benchslave he is still trophyless in Saudi because he ghosts in the big games like usual. Shame on Benchslave.

My idol Benchslave just missed a penalty!

Benchslave by nightotm January 11, 2025

benchslap 

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

benchslap by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

benchslap 

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

benchslap by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

benchslapped

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

benchslapped by lyzurjane September 19, 2017

benchslapped

To be the target of a judge's pointed rebuke.

"Man, I thought I got it hard, but the judge benchslapped the guy after me for just saying 'dude'."

First seen on the Wall Street Journal Law Blog "Federal Judge Slams Pennsylvania Lawyers"

benchslapped by steegness October 17, 2007

bitchslave 

A truly heinous human being, one that greatly offends. Incorporating elements of being both a "Bitch," (terrible, unwanted creature) and "Slave" (weak and subservient, unabashedly worthless).

"That bitchslave Nielesh laid in bed drunk all day!"

bitchslave by one!!one!!1!!1!! March 5, 2010