1 definition by nightotm
He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...
by nightotm April 13, 2023