He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...
by nightotm April 13, 2023
Benchslave ghosted at the 2022 World Cup against Morocco and was benched during the tournament. He cried and ran away to a desert to dry up his tears and start to farm against part time footballers in Saudi. Sadly for Benchslave he is still trophyless in Saudi because he ghosts in the big games like usual. Shame on Benchslave.
by nightotm January 12, 2025