benchslap 

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

benchslap by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

benchslap 

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

benchslap by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

Colorado Bitchslap by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Bitchslap 

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.

Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!

Bitchslap by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004

Bitchslappy 

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.

"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"

Bitchslappy by Triple L77 February 23, 2013

He-Man Bitchslap 

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.

Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.

He-Man Bitchslap by Rollin Coal July 22, 2009

Verbal Bitchslap 

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words

My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap

Verbal Bitchslap by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019