Lazy soccer moms who do not have time to take care of their kids, so everything they cannot deal with is objectionable. They usually ask the government to ban things that affect their children like violent movies and video games, "the right to bear arms", and satire websites(like Maddox's).
I'm too lazy to teach my children what's right and wrong, so I'll just have the government ban violent movies so I won't have to worry about my kids.
I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?