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A state of total confusion and inability to understand or comprehend something.

Conflicting information or action from a source than anticipated.

WTF just happened...
I was first told one thing and then totally bemused when the opposite happened.
Bemused by Ace4kingAce March 7, 2019
Related Words
Boringly amused
“I was bemused at the tv program; I’m bemusement that the person over the is seeking attention; bemusing date/year”
I’ve been using this word since before early 1970s, Australia, Melbourne.
Bemused by BittemYum December 16, 2019
To shit on someone from a great height.
I can't see how my day could get any worse. First a bird bemuted me while I was getting off the bus, then I nearly got run over by a car and now you're telling me I'm fired!
bemuted by Compsense May 1, 2009

bemusement 

Collins Dictionary: is the feeling that you have when you are puzzled or confused by something
A look of bemusement spread across their faces.
bemusement by btpsilveira December 6, 2016

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011
1)Someone who snitches on there friends to the police because they are a snitch.
2) To snitch to the cops.
1)Bemuse works for the pig pen and tipped off the police on his best friend.
2) Jane bemused the BS after they talked to her.
bemuse by The Bomb Squad April 24, 2005
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