Bellington 

The coolest, funniest guy you’ll ever know

Lazy as heck but still does stuff, I guess

Likes to eat food, especially your food

But he's a real friend

An overall great guy

Bellington made the funniest joke early. but he still ate my last wing

Bellington by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL February 23, 2019

jada bellington 

big fat scary cunt, who can’t walk the meter of her own legs , honkin ae fish, n fancy’s aiden raeburn rotten

jada bellington is sadly fat

jada bellington by anonymous September 8, 2020

jada bellington 

big fat scary cunt, who can’t walk the meter of her own legs , honkin ae fish, n fancy’s aiden raeburn rotten

jada bellington is sadly fat

jada bellington by anonymous September 8, 2020

weef bellington 

Beef Wellington if said when one accidentally swaps the first letter.

"I think we should have Weef Bellington for dinner tonight."

weef bellington by Orangutan Dan May 25, 2024

Cat Ellington 

A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.

Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.

Cat Ellington by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018

Cat Ellington 

The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.

Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.

Cat Ellington by LavaSoap August 29, 2018

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009