Weef

A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.
*The boys are at the beach*

*Sees a group of girls*

John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.

Jake: Nah im good im chillin

*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*

Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair
by vlone soldier October 13, 2020
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Weef

Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!
by cambodia April 03, 2015
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Weef

A wet queef (usually one which projects semen)
Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef
by Jackcb April 26, 2011
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Weef

(noun) A vagart or queef released while peeing
Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.

past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
by KB83 April 02, 2010
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Weef a Norwegian name.

Weef is also the opposite of a Queef.
Hello Weef!

My name is Weef!

Ouch, I just Weefed!

Oh man, what is that smell? Did you just Weef?
by Runar Bruun February 28, 2008
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Weef

A scent that is bad but somehow pleasant.
Guy 1: "Man, it's weefy in here."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."
by Polarpad370 August 09, 2019
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A weef is a complete pussy who is all talk
That boy is a right weef.
by Insult August 15, 2017
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