Weef

A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.

*The boys are at the beach*

*Sees a group of girls*

John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.

Jake: Nah im good im chillin

*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*

Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair

by vlone soldier October 13, 2020

Weef

A Wiener Queef

Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!

by cambodia April 3, 2015

Weef

A wet queef (usually one which projects semen)

Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef

by Jackcb May 16, 2011

Weef

(noun) A vagart or queef released while peeing

Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.

past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water

by KB83 April 2, 2010

Weef

Weef a Norwegian name.

Weef is also the opposite of a Queef.

Hello Weef!

My name is Weef!

Ouch, I just Weefed!

Oh man, what is that smell? Did you just Weef?

by Runar Bruun March 10, 2008

Weef

A scent that is bad but somehow pleasant.

Guy 1: "Man, it's weefy in here."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."

by Polarpad370 August 8, 2019

Weef

A weef is a complete pussy who is all talk

That boy is a right weef.

by Insult August 15, 2017