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A "belham" commonly refers to a white male, although his decent comes under scrutiny by his own parents more often than not. Enjoys a good pun and lives for the cringe he constantly causes others when making one. Saved by the bell and living for the ham, a belham knows no limits when it comes to adventures! You'll know you've found one once you've talked to him. First impressions may be misleading.
Girl: Daddy, was that a belham dashing by just now?
Dad: I couldn't tell, my love, for all that curly hair falling into his eyes.
Dad: I couldn't tell, my love, for all that curly hair falling into his eyes.
by luluwtf February 27, 2017
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