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A malicious and ugly woman, especially an old one; a witch.

Beldam; Grand dame- A title given to important woman in the Illuminati; mind control system.
“Look at that old Beldam sitting in her window.”

“We must obey the Beldam, or suffer her consequences.”
Beldam by Nothing_face February 19, 2018
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Beldam Speech Bubble 

"Beldam Speech Bubble" refers to the character Beldam from the Nintendo GameCube Video game "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door" which has recently gotten a remake released for the Nintendo Switch on May 23rd 2024. Beldam has two sisters, one of which is named Vivian and is bullied a lot throughout the game by Beldam and doesn't accept that she is a transgender woman. Because of this, Paper Mario fans will often reply to any transphobic comment and/or statement with "Beldam Speech Bubble" with the speech bubble part simply coming from an online meme of the character with a speech bubble that is meant to show her saying the transphobic statement.
"Transgender people aren't real!" Reply: "Beldam Speech Bubble"

Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.
Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.

Bellamione 

Considered one of the best Fan Fiction pairing to ever exist in the Harry Potter universe. Bellamione is the love between the two characters Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger. This pairing is very popular on Tumblr and well loved by many people. Comedian, Mae Martin, referenced this pairing during a BBC program Russell Howard's Good News when performing a composition called the "Erotic Fan Fiction Song".
Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...

Matthew Bellamy 

The most talented musician to walk the earth in his time. Front man from Muse
The most gorgeous man in the world.
"Gosh, that Matthew Bellamy is fit"

"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!

"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"
Matthew Bellamy by Erin February 14, 2005

Matthew Bellamy 

Front man of indescribably amazing English band Muse.
Eccentric, enviously talented, Beautiful, with a knack for saying the right thing at the right time for comic effect or to provoke independant pondering
"When I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere. But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things for the first time. It's very strange. I feel.... new born." Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another attention seeking affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right now."
Matthew Bellamy by Skullz April 3, 2005
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