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A very tall and crazy guy. He wil never make any sense, and will always reply sarcastically. He is a master bluetick collector and drinks water out of a jar. If you have a cold heart, are orange flavored, and wrapped in plastic, you and bekker are a match made in heaven. (Because bekker is in love with JC's)
"Ekskuus, ek weet nie wie gevra het nie?"- Bekker
"Het jy gevra?"- Bekker
Bekker by anonymous November 22, 2021
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kaz brekker 

A Barrel boss in Ketterdam. Ripped out an eye for his girl, so watch out. See six of crows
Person 1: Hey man who's that over there? I'm thinking about robbing him
Person 2:
Person 2: You don't want to do that that's Kaz Brekker
kaz brekker by NinaZenikAtHeart April 11, 2019
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Used to describe that great baltic Engineer your company hired that no one really knows where he is from and its too late to figure it out.
"Employee1:" Have you met the new dude from Hungary? what a bokker
bokker by testyas April 27, 2021

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

Penis Beaker 

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
Penis Beaker by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

kyle beckerman 

a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.
"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"

"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."
kyle beckerman by King of the Sands December 16, 2011

sneaky beckers 

when a guy manages to get a cellphone into a girl's cootchie without her noticing.
dude i fully gave her the sneaky beckers last night when she was asleep, now my phone smells rank!
sneaky beckers by 5156988 May 18, 2010