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Bahonkus 

another name for your butt.
Teacher "sit your bahonkus down!"
Student "um. what?"
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bohonkus 

Slang-term for butt used in the South. It's kind of retro, typically used by old people and/or your mother.
Your momma tells you "I slipped this morning and fell so hard on my bohonkus that now I've got a purple bruise!"
bohonkus by William S... January 23, 2008
Bahunkus FANCY way of saying Butt !
You can say it to any child , and even though Never hearing the word , they instinctively know what to do . Lol
Please , Sit down on your. Bahunkus , all the way down ...
bahunkus by Moshmom June 30, 2016

bahookus 

Quite simply, someone's ass or buttocks in lieu of pain or a spanking on their rear end. Generally the party in question is too old for such treatment so it is comical and embarrassing.

The punishment is also generally done by more than one person who are in agreement of the action to follow.
From Open Season,

"Try that again and you'll get knocked off your funny blown bahookus !"
bahookus by dw817 November 12, 2009

behonkus 

(noun) A cutesy euphemism for "butthead".

(antonym) A nice, reasonable person.
"Wow, that client is jerking us around . He is such a behonkus."
behonkus by Jo is not a behonkus April 17, 2008

Behonkus 

"Behonkus" means butt
"Is this whole war on drugs really worth the human cost of me spending another minute with this behonkus?"
Behonkus by evanhansenscast November 18, 2023
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