Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.

Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER

Beersmear by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009

Beerpearance 

Arriving at a social gathering with the sole intent to drink beer(s). People making a beerpearance do not plan to come for food or small talk. They just want to slug cold beers with a group.

I made plans to make a beerpearance at a kids birthday party Tuesday after work.

Beerpearance by Derbmania July 1, 2020

besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.

Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her

besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020

beermergency 

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

beermergency by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

Beerster 

(1) A modern take on a traditional holiday celebration where instead of children hunting for hidden Easter eggs, adults hunt for hidden beers.

There are several versions of this growing tradition, which is known to be practiced in Nashville, TN, Chicago, IL and Buffalo, NY. (Apr 2013)

Don't forget to bring a 6-pack to contribute to Beerster. The beer-bottle hunt is tonight.

Beerster by Scipio82 April 1, 2013

beersweat 

The typical sweat one experiences after drinking a few too many beers the night before.

Also the name of a crossover grunge band with trance influences.

"the beersweat stench was unbearable"

beersweat by Matthijs-1 March 8, 2008

Beerster 

A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.

Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!

Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.

Beerster by spinster jess March 30, 2008