A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021
SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
by DiamondDick9 June 05, 2022
v.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
While it is important to set up boundaries and protect their integrity, as when an individual surrenders their boundaries, they surrender their freedom. That's not to say individuals cannot take boundaries too far.
When an individual believes in their right to set up boundaries wherever and however they please, they become boundary nazis. Take for example a two neighbors fighting over a tree between their yard. The is a distinct boundary defined by the municipality that both neighbors must abide by. A boundary nazi would claim that their right to the tree supercedes the neighbors right to the tree, and would build a fence around the tree claiming they have a right to protect their yard through any means necessary and that to challenge them would be a trespass on their property.
Often, people will claim they have a right to set up establishments that only serve "certain types" of people. Of course it is acceptable for an establishment to have a dress code, but a boundary nazi would take it too far, claiming they have a right to only allow busty women into their bar. This is a violation, and not an acceptable boundary (Though I understand that is a depressing rule).
When an individual believes in their right to set up boundaries wherever and however they please, they become boundary nazis. Take for example a two neighbors fighting over a tree between their yard. The is a distinct boundary defined by the municipality that both neighbors must abide by. A boundary nazi would claim that their right to the tree supercedes the neighbors right to the tree, and would build a fence around the tree claiming they have a right to protect their yard through any means necessary and that to challenge them would be a trespass on their property.
Often, people will claim they have a right to set up establishments that only serve "certain types" of people. Of course it is acceptable for an establishment to have a dress code, but a boundary nazi would take it too far, claiming they have a right to only allow busty women into their bar. This is a violation, and not an acceptable boundary (Though I understand that is a depressing rule).
Bro #1: So I texted Heather to set up a time to work on our project, and messaged that I was harassing her and if I messaged her again, she would get a restraining order.
Bro #2: That shit sucks Bud, Heather's a total boundary nazi. Just ask tell the teacher and ask for a new partner, entitled boundary nazis like that are never worth the hassle.
Bro #2: That shit sucks Bud, Heather's a total boundary nazi. Just ask tell the teacher and ask for a new partner, entitled boundary nazis like that are never worth the hassle.
by DiamondDick9 June 02, 2022
People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.
Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
by DiamondDick9 June 12, 2022
n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
by DiamondDick9 May 07, 2020
Adj.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
Subject Oliver: You need help!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
by DiamondDick9 June 04, 2022