DiamondDick9's definitions
People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.
Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
by DiamondDick9 June 11, 2022
Get the Shquatermug. Alias
Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.
Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
Alter-ego of officer Eric Keenan, who along with Top Dog, Miles Parker, take a bite out of crime, both on the streets, and in there own ranks. Called sinister due to his left-handedness and his covert way of operating, determined to solve the case of his mother, Nancy's assassination.
Blinded from a young aged, then losing his ears in the same bomb that killed his mom, slick 'ric, the Snakeman is gifted bionic eyes in an experimental medical procedure. With an acute sense on smell, heat vision, and a cybernetic ally, Pete the Beta Constrictor, he just might be able to clean up the streets of New London... if the Conniving Prince Lord Gary Kingman doesn't get to him first!
"You're a Snakeman, Eric! I've told you before, this is not how we operate on the force. Standard protocol is vital to the integrity of our institution! If officers like you give yourself the authority to charge in unwarranted to clean up this mess of a city, you're no better than the crooked officers we all want uprooted. You bending the rules will only be used as an excuse for those who seek to bribe my officers to take over our city! You will not get another warning, Officer Keenan. If this sinister Snakeman wants to be a criminal, I can't stop tell him not to, but I can command you to bring him to justice. Understood Eric?!"
Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
Commissioner Owen Howell of the New London PD
by DiamondDick9 July 6, 2022
Get the Snakemanmug. SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
by DiamondDick9 June 4, 2022
Get the SHIMMY-DININGmug. Adj.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
Subject Oliver: You need help!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
by DiamondDick9 June 4, 2022
Get the Sawfulmug. When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020
Get the Inverted 69mug. Final Orwell Year, also known as the last Cataclysm. From thence and the 4 by 4 years onward shall the oppression of Planet Earth settle fully into a true Solar Republic
by DiamondDick9 June 5, 2022
Get the 3769mug. A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021
Get the Turban Dickson Airymug.