besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
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Turban Dickson Airy

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021
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SHIMMY-DINING

SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.

It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
by DiamondDick9 June 05, 2022
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Shquater

People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.
Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.
by DiamondDick9 June 12, 2022
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Sawful

Adj.

How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.
Subject Oliver: You need help!

Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!
by DiamondDick9 June 04, 2022
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The Orwell Cycle

A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?

We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...

#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
by DiamondDick9 June 05, 2020
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Big Ben

n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.

This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben

Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.

Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
by DiamondDick9 May 07, 2020
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