13 definitions by DiamondDick9
A series of years:
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?
We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
1920 1921 1924 1929 1936 1945 1956 1969 1984 2001 2020...
In which cataclysms or great cosmic change occurs in the geopolitical and economic order of the world. Some dates begin wars, others end them. On one, mankind even landed on the moon. They mark eras, and are a continuing trend. This past century, the Orwell Cycle has clearly followed a quadratic curve, the question is, will it continue to do so?
We’ll find out in 2041, when something BIG happens.
#1: Damn, this year sucks. All my plans have been ruined by the coronavirus. Now there’s rioting and the police have gone mad with power...
#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
#2: Calm down, it will pass. At least nobody is dropping the bomb. The Orwell Cycle works in mysterious ways brotha, but you know what they say. Hindsight is 20/20
by DiamondDick9 June 05, 2020
Someone who comes off as creepier than they are because us misunderstandings, often related to the “Creepy D not thinking clearly enough”
by DiamondDick9 May 25, 2020
The state of having never been brought to orgasm by another individual, physically (This means imagination doesn’t count. Imagination never counts). Cumginity is a lot more sacred than virginity because if you didn’t cum, sure it happened, but it doesn’t feel like it did.
Woman #1: I’ve never actually...
Woman #2: OMG, you’re a cumgin?
Woman #1: A what?
Woman #2: You never lost your cumginity? We are going to have to find you an attentive man right away!!!! Wow, and here I just thought you were a total slut. I’m so sorry. Hugs
Woman #2: OMG, you’re a cumgin?
Woman #1: A what?
Woman #2: You never lost your cumginity? We are going to have to find you an attentive man right away!!!! Wow, and here I just thought you were a total slut. I’m so sorry. Hugs
by DiamondDick9 May 09, 2020
v.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
n.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Infernal machine
Target numero uno for any misunderstood, so-called “super-villain” worth his weight in chutzpa.
This famous London clock tower was erected to spit in the face of all that is sacred in this world, namely modern architecture, freewill, and female empowerment. Some say it was constructed by Satan himself as a gift to Queen Victoria for bringing British colonization into its full glory, others say otherwise, who really knows? What’s known for sure is somewhere in the machinery, Adolf Hitler has stowed himself away and has been making a muck of Parliament’s morning schedules ever sense.
Westminster Guard #1: Arrest that mustachioed man with the wriggle fingers, he’s slandered our Big Ben
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
Guard #2: You mean he’s slandered Elizabeth Tower.
Guard #1: Oh shove a meat pie up your buttocks ya eggheaded prat
by DiamondDick9 May 07, 2020
Critical slang cussin’. That homie that doesn’t understand the words “bitch” and “n*****” are toxic? That’s your douchigger right there. We’re living in a douchigger society, and that wasn’t the dream. We can do better. Douchiggers must be called out and reformed with the power of music
Rod: Karma’s a bitch
Tod: Yo, when did you become such a douchigger?
Rod: I’m telling Ned you used a made up swear on urban dictionary
Tod: Yo, when did you become such a douchigger?
Rod: I’m telling Ned you used a made up swear on urban dictionary
by DiamondDick9 February 20, 2021
When the spirit of New York City unites the Chesapeake and San Francisco Bays into the purest orgy yet.
Or two people who’ve been separated for a long time finally having sex on the beach, hopefully with no snippy, intrusive crustaceans or horse flys. It rarely leads to the true Calimarl, but Christopher Walken’s untouchable now.
Or two people who’ve been separated for a long time finally having sex on the beach, hopefully with no snippy, intrusive crustaceans or horse flys. It rarely leads to the true Calimarl, but Christopher Walken’s untouchable now.
Carl: Homer, have you send Lenny? I’m getting a feeling he’s about to pop that Calimarl... remember what happened last time? Natalie Wood died. So tragic...
by DiamondDick9 February 18, 2021

