besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.

Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her

besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020

besmaggled 

To be completely and utterly as stoned (under the influence of marijuana) as humanly possibly.

"Dude, I was so besmaggled after that chron sesh, I felt like a lump of modeling clay waiting to be molded and moved."

besmaggled by Sanctimonious January 10, 2009

besmaggled 

To be completely and utterly as stoned (under the influence of marijuana) as humanly possibly.

"Dude, I was so besmaggled after that chron sesh, I felt like a lump of modeling clay waiting to be molded and moved."

besmaggled by Sanctimonious January 24, 2008