DeerSmear

The droppings that originate from a Deer. The title fits more if said droppings are smeared.

"Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"

by Drekorig June 7, 2007

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DeerSmear

The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.

"Thompson!Thompson! Come quick! Look at this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"

by Drabinsky June 20, 2007

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deer smear

The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks

Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.

by madmike1066 August 28, 2009

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Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.

Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009

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