DeerSmear
"Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
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DeerSmear
The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.
deer smear
The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks
Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
deer smear by madmike1066 August 28, 2009
Beersmear
Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
Beersmear by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.