beerlemic

A person who has a tendency to consume copious amounts of beer... then purge it all out, usually in the crapper, gutter, mates car or down ones own front.

Don't bother buying Phill any drinks, he's Beerlemic. It'll end up going down the crapper.

by Baron Von Cabes November 29, 2006

Beerlemic

A common condition among those with poor drinking skill and low stomach capacities which gives a strong feeling of nausea to its victims when under the influence of alcoholic beverages, and usually entails vomiting the said consumed liquor in a most unfashionable way, usually unconsciously whilst drooping over a pub toilet seat. Victims can also be found regurgitating in such places as phone booths, public pavements and curbs, in your front yard, and on the floor of taxis. Should you find someone you suspect is or is showing signs of becoming beerlemic, the best course of action is to take them to hospital immediately, from which the most likely treatment will be an intensive rehabilitation period in which victims will be force fed large quantities of alcohol for days on end to increase their quickly diminishing alcoholic tolerance.

To find an example, you need only search through your scummiest local bar or club for a messy messy individual. Check the bathrooms and nearby alleyways, and you´ll know when you have found your first beerlemic to rescue.

by Deak Extreme March 15, 2009

Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beeretically

When an idea makes sense due to mass quantities of alcohol.

Damn beeretically, that bitch was lookin good.

Beeretically speaking, officer i can only reach my wallet if you hold my drink...

by Bryan Spears October 17, 2006

bierleichen

Literally "Beer Corpses" in German. Also known as "Beer Zombies" or "Sleeping Drunks."

Someone who has consumed so much alcohol generally beer that they pass out at the table. Related to Octoberfest.

I decided it was time to go home when I saw more Bierleichen than functioning alcoholics.

by jdpatt November 12, 2017

Beerlimia

To make oneself sick after consuming too much alcohol so that one can carry on drinking.

"I am just going to the toilet to beerlimia, back in two-ticks"

by Stephen Spiteri May 13, 2007

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008