BeenGay 

Also known as astro-glide, a creamy substance commonly found in the lube aisle at Whole Foods, right next to the glueten free pasta.

Adam: Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the BeenGay?

Jonathan: I believe we might be sold out, but if we do have any left, it would be over there by the Tom's All Natural Shampoo Toothpaste.

BeenGay by 312steve October 26, 2012

Bengay Challenge 

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.

Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"

Bengay Challenge by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012

Bengay

A popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.

More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.

'So, did you hear about Pete doing that dare with the Bengay?'
'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'

Bengay by Fruf August 28, 2007

BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.

Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.

BenGay by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006

Bengay

A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.

Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!

Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!

Bengay by Rayne Darkshadow November 23, 2010

Bengay

A non-greasy pain relieving cream. For minor arthritis, backache, muscle & joint pain

Urban Dictionary, have you ever covered your balls with bengay? feels fucking great.
- that's what i hear. I dont have any though ):
- you lied to me!
- FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
- OH GOD MAH BALLS!

Bengay by Chrizzi April 19, 2008

Bengay Gay 

A sexual endeavor that involves replacing your finest lube with a selection of Bengay (which is supposed to be used as pain relief such as Icy Hot) and continuing with anal sex. She's in for a shocking surprise!

We were having a fine night at her place, until I pulled a Bengay Gay on her and she never talked to me again.

Bengay Gay by JewBrew July 21, 2009