Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 06, 2017

Toothpaste

Our Lord and savior.

Praise Lord Toothpaste!!

by Nugget enthusiast April 06, 2022

Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.

The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.

by 7st0ryMTN March 16, 2019

Toothpaste

When a certain somebody is apart of the ‘Toothpaste Gang’.

“Aye holmes, are you toothpaste amigo?”

by TootpasteG April 07, 2019

Toothpaste

When someone is fake or lies behind your back.

That girl said that you're stupid, but if she tells you any different, she's being so toothpaste.

by Everybody's Favorite Nipple January 31, 2016

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

by johnnyshitfag November 02, 2014

toothpaste

This is a really tastey snack

"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"

by dunnertron June 04, 2005