Definitions by 312steve

Flash the BIOS 

After being shot-down, a patron at a bar or club combines GHB or roofies with complimentary alcoholic beverages on their target to induce a sudden loss of memory, resulting in a fresh opportunity to score.

Jon: Yo dude, did Sally finally let you bang her last night!?

Tom: Yeah, sorta... I had to flash the BIOS, but it was totally worth it!

Flash the BIOS by 312steve October 26, 2012

BeenGay 

Also known as astro-glide, a creamy substance commonly found in the lube aisle at Whole Foods, right next to the glueten free pasta.

Adam: Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the BeenGay?

Jonathan: I believe we might be sold out, but if we do have any left, it would be over there by the Tom's All Natural Shampoo Toothpaste.

BeenGay by 312steve October 26, 2012

Brazilian Briefcase 

A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.

Dude, check out the fancy Brazilian Briefcase Eduardo's sporting today.

Brazilian Briefcase by 312steve November 15, 2011