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One who has faith that the bees will eventually leave on their own, and so leaves them alone and does nothing about the issue of bees taking over their property.

Boy 1: Oww! I just got stung again! How come I get stung every time I'm over here!?!?!

Boy 2: Sorry man, my dads a goddamn beeleaver

Beeleaver by meatdrapes.25 November 24, 2011

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Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Mongolian Beefeater by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

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Beleafer

A person who is an obsessive fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. They are die hards who would drag their genitals through 5 miles of rosebushes just to touch the sweat stains of Dion Phaneuf's jersey. Very cocky and overestimate the actual talent of the Leafs.

Billy: OH SHIT THE LEAFS JUST SCORED WOOOOOOH! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!

Debbie: Bro, it's still the first round of the playoffs. You're such a beleafer.

Billy: Fuck you, Debbie.

Beleafer by Garry McThundergootch May 13, 2013

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Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

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beefeater

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.

With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.

beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

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Beeleav

An Estonian Terraria Youtuber with 2900 subs as of the making of this page.

Have you seen the new video from Beeleav yet?

Beeleav by Apire October 15, 2022

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beeravery

An act intended to save a person money, with horrid results when drunk.

By telling the taxi to stop a few hundred metres down the road from his house, Joe had comitted a mighty act of beeravery. The police found his body in the estruary a week later.

beeravery by James Hawthorne November 2, 2006

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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