beleave

Suspending belief to accommodate disbelief.

I beleave you can find a face joined to a book, strange reality indeed!

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Beleive

Are you kidding me. You fool. What a not groovin dude. You can't even spell "believe" correctly. Really? Disgusting. Go clean the toilet.

Jack: I beleive in magic :))
Jill: yo how did you even say that

by demmu April 16, 2020

Belhaven

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

bereavement banging

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.

"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"

by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

Beleafer

A person who is an obsessive fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. They are die hards who would drag their genitals through 5 miles of rosebushes just to touch the sweat stains of Dion Phaneuf's jersey. Very cocky and overestimate the actual talent of the Leafs.

Billy: OH SHIT THE LEAFS JUST SCORED WOOOOOOH! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!

Debbie: Bro, it's still the first round of the playoffs. You're such a beleafer.

Billy: Fuck you, Debbie.

by Garry McThundergootch May 13, 2013

Bereaved

When you are deprived of someone you love like one of your family or a close friend of you because of the death.

He went to the bereaved family to console them

by Mohamed Ismael July 16, 2021

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005