Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater 

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.

With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.

beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

Beefeater 

Strong London dry gin. Smells like ISO alcohol. An acquired taste.

Last night I took 7 shots of Beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total shitface

Beefeater by NateLa May 26, 2009

Beefeater 

A beefy fart.

Damn! Did you hear Sara rip that beefeater!

Beefeater by Louie Vacconi June 30, 2016

Beefeater 

Carny slang for a 'problem solver'.

That guy has a beef, says he was ripped off.

Go get the beefeater.

Beefeater by Huzan Furst June 30, 2018

Beefeater

A straight married man who is completely unaware of how much of a douche he is seen as

That homeowner is such a fuckin beefeater.

Beefeater by GaryRobedux August 30, 2026

Mongolian Beefeater 

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Mongolian Beefeater by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010